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Does anyone have any links to a good "..you got a Text Message.." type of tone rather that the standard Beep,Beep currently used on most mobiles.
"Ayup – tha’s got a message!"
I’m still looking for the link!
Another good one is a chavvy voice saying: " Pick up the phone you dirty sl*g". :}
As spoken by Borat:ok:
‘ "Transmission Incoming from the big giant head!"
"What, Again?" ‘
Also have one that starts saying ‘Message’ then gets louder until he is screaming it. One of my workmates has one from ‘King of the Hill’ – ‘Yay, I got mail, Yay.’
Also have some interesting ring tones, one is Reg Reagan from the NRL Footy Show saying "C’mon buddy, stop smokin the wacky weed and answer the friggin phone."
"Oy F8ckhead, you just got a text message!"
I keep it on vibrate most of the time…….
[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Ronnie_Johns_Half_Hour&action=edit§ion=6)] Chopper Read
One of the few depictions of a real person, the infamous criminal Mark ‘Chopper’ Read (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_Read) (Franklin) appears as a special guest in various incongruous situations, such as reading a story for children a la Play School (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Play_School_%28Australian_TV_series%29) or calling numbers for bingo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_%28US%29). The humour in Chopper’s segments derives from his penchants for swearing and violence, as well as his lack of education, as demonstrated in the bingo sketch where he points out "I can’t even ****in’ count, and I’m gonna host bingo! It’s just like bloody dingo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo) but it’s safer with your kids (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance), isn’t it?". Chopper also makes many threatening statements directed at Neville Bartos, a character based on a real person who the real Chopper allegedly shot before going to prison, but with whom Chopper is now good friends. Franklin’s portrayal of Read is as much based on the real Chopper as it is on Eric Bana’s (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Bana) take on the man, as portrayed in the 2000 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000) Andrew Dominik (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Dominik) film of the same name (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chopper_%28film%29).
In the second season the sketches are performed from Chopper’s apartment and aren’t about Chopper with a new job every week. In one episode Chopper introduces a Puppet version of himself "Mini-Chopper" and teaches children about "Stranger Danger", and in a later sketch he sings the Nursery rhymes. In another episode aired in an earlier timeslot, he mentioned that due to TV censorship laws he was restricted to saying the word **** (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/****) 15 times per episode, and after exceeding the 15 word limit, the word was bleeped from thereon in.
"It’s good, but it’s not right".
Classic television. Ah. Nostalgia.
doesn’t work quite so well on a girlies phone though :bored:
Used to have the Catchphrase one myself, along with the incorrect answer sound from Family Fortunes
I know, very sad!
Various from Fonejacker (TV Prog)
Michael Caine’s "Blow the b***dy doors off"
Monty Python’s "He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy"
Ozzy Osbourne telling me to answer my ******* phone
Whoop Whoop Pull Up
Rolf Harris and his wobble board
There are many more, but like I say, it depends on my mood
Did get the wife a singing ringtone with her name in the ringtone….should get her attention fron now on!!!
Ps… not too good on copying aceoss these links…hope it works
I got the screaming message thingy on my phone – which is highly amusing until you’re passing thru’ airport security and ops wants you!
Borat text message ringtones
Borat – Text Message
Borat Text Message
Borat Text Message
Borat Text Alert
Borat Message Hi-5
Text Message Notify
Text Message Man
Text Message Reggae
Text Message Receive
Text Message 2012
Text Messages Cool